Hello, hello, hello!
Previously on Drag Race España...
The long-awaited Ball has arrived at Drag Race España.
Chanel Anorex.
There have been three complicated looks.
Complicated to understand and to enjoy.
Kelly Roller.
Some things are a kick in the eye.
You've got good ideas but you fail at executing them.
Pitita.
In my opinion, they're the two best looks, together with this one,
in Drag Race España herstory.
Pitita Queen, you're the winner, Condragulations.
Kelly Roller, Shantay, you stay.
Chanel Anorex, Sashay... away.
My dream has come true. I'm really happy.
Bye, bitches. See you in hell.
Bye!
I'm staying.
I've reached the third episode
and I've already beaten Samantha Ballentines.
"Keep loyal to yourselves even if that means going to hell."
"I love you, bitches."
-A big hand for Chanel. -We love you.
Chanel called us "bitches".
I'm a bitch? Maybe, but you're the one who left.
Chanelita, darling, we'll miss you.
This lip-sync against you has been tough.
Thank you very much for leaving.
Let's talk, girls.
You can already feel the blanks in the werk room.
That's why we're here, one by one...
Leave some room for us, the ones who have to stay.
What an episode! Yeah?
But we're here, faggots, we've survived another day.
Another week.
It's been tough. Three looks, three runways.
My hat already wants to go to bed.
You're an icon, Pitita.
Those 50 pieces gave you 2500 Euros.
-50 pieces of garment. -50 pieces.
Hell, no, this is not an add.
I didn't win but... be careful, Pitita.
-Let's change our clothes. -Yes.
You go and change your ugly clothes,
I'm gorgeous, I cannot take this off.
-You're such a pain, faggot! -Come on!
Come on, baby, say yes!
Get ready because Pakita's here to stay.
I'm the queen of rhymes, I don't know what's happening.
Go fuck yourselves, bitches!
Help me down, I can't, I'm too small.
How convenient this woman is here to help me.
-Take me, mommy. -Let's go.
-Take me. -Let's go.
-Did you remove your make-up, Macarena? -Yes.
I though Pink Chadora had done a make-over to Macarena.
This is war. Really tough.
The daisy dreams
About being a rosemary
Ole!
The winner of Drag Race España will take home
a year's worth of free products from Krash Kosmetics and 30,000 euros.
On our jury today we have Ana Locking,
Javier Calvo
and Javier Ambrossi.
And our special guest judge, Paco Plaza.
This week I was saved by the Power of Three.
The wizdrags.
Are you good wizards or evil wizards?
Evil wizards!
A new day at the werk room, more nonsense to say,
I'm sick and tired,
but less people around, which is always good.
-How are you feeling, girls? -Great.
It's obvious we've been here for some weeks now, isn't it?
Episode 4382.
We've been here for eight months, haven't we?
I feel I'm 45 years older.
But there's more room at the table.
-Blanks are noticeable. -We no longer rub nipples.
Let's send a kiss to Chanel, from our soul.
Chanel's little crab.
To hell with Chanel! One less, yeah!
I think some groups are appearing,
the wizdrags, for example, what is it?
A Rolaskatox maybe? What's happening?
I don't know what you mean, but yes.
No, Hornella, Pakita and me had already met each other.
And here we got to know each other
a little better, that's it.
There's a strong and special connection.
Yes, we've decided to cast a spell on you.
Let's see how long the coven is.
How's your energy, Mrs. Devastating?
My energy is fine because I've already made all the mistakes
possible,
I cannot be more ridiculous.
-Can I? Maybe! -That's your opinion.
-You always surprise us. -I always like to surprise you.
I've done everything I cannot do,
and I've done my best.
I'm sure I'll have to do something I can now.
What do you think will be this week's challenge?
A little acting, a little comedy, please.
Aren't you sick and tired of acting like the clown?
I'm good at it.
Be careful with Pink Chadora, they've underestimated me
since day one. "Pink Chadora's funny."
Pink Chadora has a lot to give to this program,
don't think I'll stay crying in the corner.
Pull up your panties, faggy-pussies!
I won't run or I'll have a sciatica attack.
How slow.
They say it's caused by dangerous stimulus
that make us frightened for our lives.
From Rossy de Palma...
To Dracula himself.
Oh, I know.
Horror never ends.
Yes, queens, because today you'll be really...
but really...
-What's wrong? -Frightened.
Someone has touched my shoulder.
Horrifying.
Horror never ends, what is it?
I think they'll take us to a darkroom.
That's not frightening.
Will Dracula be there? I love Dracula.
Forever young and sucking.
Hello, hello!
How handsome!
Supremme again in blue,
my favorite color. She looks fantastic.
One day, I'll steal her clothes. I'm warning her.
Queens, today your fans will feel
the same you feel when your eyelashes are about to fall: fear.
Whereas the winner of this competition will feel exactly the opposite:
pure pleasure.
The winner of Drag Race España will take home
a year's worth of free products from Krash Kosmetics.
A trip to the island of Malta for Europride 2023.
A crown, a scepter
and 30,000 euros.
If I had 30,000 euros,
I'd buy...
a fried-food shop.
To prepare pork scratching and fried fish, baby.
Those worrying smiles I see
are going to turn into horrifying laughter.
When we see coming through this door
the only monsters we want to burn us alive.
How hot it got suddenly.
Pit Crew!
-Nice bag. -They're marvelous.
Some handsome guys appear in briefs.
I'm so libidinous.
For today's Maxi Challenge,
we'll need three teams:
one of four queens
and two of three queens.
Each of you will take on the little balloons inside the bag,
then you'll explode it against the Pit Crew you want,
and the color that appears will determine
in which team you are.
The blue one, the pink one or the yellow one.
-Got it? -Got it.
Great, teams, together again.
Will I fail as the team's captain again?
Let's see...
You can choose Pit Crew.
Him.
Give me the bag so that you are...
What?
Let's see, I'm a bit rusty.
Macarena, how can you explode a balloon
with your head, darling?
-Blue. -I have a headache.
He should have farted in her face,
she'd have woken up at last.
Come on, your turn.
I, like a good ladybug, fuck backwards, ass-to-ass, [Note: ladybug = little fag]
so I'm like, "I'll make a suction pad
and suck whatever I can from this son of a bitch."
-Yellow! -Yellow.
-Vania Vainilla.
Explode, explode me...
Watch out.
After several weeks here, you feel a bit lost.
This is my first time.
I'll burst this blue ass.
-It's pink. -Pink.
-Kelly Roller. -Come on! Hi!
I like the blue one a little more.
He seems to have been partying all weekend.
I love him, I'll choose the blue one.
You'll have two in a row, darling.
You're succeeding!
Pink!
From zero to a hundred,
and from Monday to Thursday, I'm an active stud,
and then from Friday to Sunday, "power bottom".
I'll tell you. One, two...
How much strength!
-What's the color? Pink. -Pink.
Pink Chadora a stud?
I don't think so.
Come on.
With her nail.
Watch out.
I'm afraid!
-Great! -Great!
What color? Yellow.
Pitita has obviously practiced fisting.
What else could she do with those big fingers?
She's like a drill.
-Pakita. -Excuse me.
I don't care about anything, God is the priority,
so I'll do it the Christian way.
-Bite. -Where?
-Bite it. -The balloon?
-No, God! -Bite.
How handsome. Sorry.
-Yellow team. -Yellow.
Pakita is definitely a dominatrix.
She has all the guys there...
She's totally determined.
I've been here for several weeks, I'm hungry.
I'll burst that balloon the right way.
There you have it!
What color?
Pink.
Look, he's smiling. He liked it, well done.
-Clover Bish. -Clover!
-I'm a woman, is that okay with you? -Yes.
-Yes? -I'm open to anything.
The Pit Crew are really handsome,
but I feel intimidated by so much bare skin.
Come on! That's it!
-Blue! -How powerful!
-Hey, I liked it! -She's strong, isn't she?
Clover should write "super-active" in her Grindry profile.
Visa.
I get horny with physical contact.
-Hi. -Stop it! I saw him first!
It doesn't burst.
Visa takes her time, she's relaxed...
-Beautiful! -What color is it? Blue.
I see that and my body reacts.
Do you expect me to just stand there?
No, I'm only a human being.
Queens, I'll tell you now the members of each team.
Blue team will be made up
by The Macarena, Visa and Clover Bish.
Pink team will be made up by Vania Vainilla, Kelly Roller,
Hornella Góngora and Pink Chadora.
And the yellow team, by Pitita Queen, Pakita and Bestiah.
I look at the pink team and realize
that all the comedians are together.
That could be good but it could also be a disadvantage.
Today's Maxi Challenge consists of acting a scene
from a famous Spanish film... a horror film.
I know nothing about horror because I don't like horror films.
We'll see what happens.
We'll see.
Let's start revealing which film
the pink team will recreate.
The Whore-phanage.
The nastiest Spanish film.
Here we go with all the filthy things, dicks, asses...
Drag Rec. You won't pay the drag community again.
I like the film very much,
because the zombie theme... I love it.
An the blue team...
The others. You'll drop dead in the bath.
Fig lighthouse.
I haven't seen any of the films,
but The Others is the only one I don't know at all,
I don't know the story or the characters.
I'm completely lost.
Your scripts are on the werk room tables.
And now, little monsters, time has come to leave you alone...
with your fears.
And as I'm the most evil of all,
I'll frighten you with some more news.
Your director will be our special guest judge,
film director and horror master, Paco Plaza.
Hello, I'm Paco Plaza. I'm afraid I'll have a great time today.
Good luck and don't fuck it up.
Will you shorten the plot?
Great, our film is...
The Whore-phanage.
For you, for you, for you.
-You're a supporting actress. -I'm a supporting actress.
We have to do The Whore-phanage, and the four of us
are whores, filthy.
The characters are...
Lame is the mother.
Simona is the daughter.
Tomasa, Simona's hooded friend.
And Juana y Medium.
We read the script they've given to us
and it's tailor-made for us.
After reading only once, we already know which role each of us will play.
-I relate to the girl. -The girl?
For a change. I want to feel younger.
Which girl, the sociable or the hooded one?
Tomasa, the pig.
I want to be Simona.
-The older ones are the girls? -Juana y Medium fits you.
You want me to play Juana y Medium?
-Your face is... -So I'll be Lame?
I've got a lot of lines, too many.
I don't know what we'll do.
Most of the lines are mine.
My short-term memory is destroyed,
and I have to remember all that?
-What do you think of the rest? -The rest?
The other two groups.
Paca is funny, but spontaneously funny.
Maybe with a script... Well, it's the same here.
It's important to choose the right role for each one.
And Pitita's look, because if she's not comfortable,
-she'll feel ugly. -Absolutely.
-Shall we take a look at the scripts? -Yes, please.
Let's see the characters first.
Ángela Portera, the TV reporter.
A journalist looking forward to finding a big scoop to boost her career,
but a workmate will make it hard for her.
Pabla has been a cameraman all her life
and has a gift to detect
stupid reporter, that's why she can't stand Ángela.
And Tristana Medeiros is the cause
of a cannibal epidemic.
I couldn't be happier because I love both of them.
Besides, the three of us were in the podium last week,
and they are wonderful mates.
Do you relate to any character?
Do you think any of them fits you better?
The most difficult one is Ángela.
I'll be honest, I won't remember all these lines.
-Ángela's lines, I mean. -Tristana is the one with less lines.
We'll give Pakita the role she wants,
because she's already been responsible with Chanel
and messed it up.
I think I could play Ángela.
It's difficult, but...
There are some lines which may help me remember.
I think Ángela is the one
-that guides everything else. -Exactly.
She's a reporter that wants to be the star,
she wants to be Anne Igartiburu.
So I can relate to the character,
and playing the fool is not hard for me.
I think Pabla is the one I like less,
but if I have to do it, that's it.
It's true that my character is not important,
is the one with less funny lines, but I'll do my best
to end up with a good result
and to support my mates.
-Come on, characters. -Read.
Grace Por Venir, the mother, sick and tired of living
inside a room with her daughter, who suffers from photosensitivity.
She needs a nanny urgently to take care of her,
so she's holding auditions. Ana Lalocking.
Ana Lalocking, the daughter, suffers from photosensitivity,
very pale spoiled girl who manipulates her mother.
She's just told her mother she's a lesbian and doesn't want
to be looked after by men, she prefers a woman.
And then, Mary Pomppins,
a nanny who confused the films and the nanny audition.
Professional and vengeful.
I...
As you're the smallest, I think you could play the girl.
The one with photosensitivity.
This challenge is difficult,
to be honest, I'm a bit worried.
I think we're three very different people,
each of us have her own sense of humor,
but we'll have to complement each other.
I relate more to Grace and Ana.
I mean, I don't know Mary Poppins so much.
-Exactly. -I don't know about her.
And the other one is a new character,
-so I think I could better at it. -Right.
I'd feel comfortable with Mary Pomppins too,
because she's a sophisticated woman, out of place,
-lost in the movie. -I think it fits you then.
-I was going to say it. -You don't need to act.
Two tips to play Mary Pomppins:
first, wearing two bodies and three dresses in the butt,
second, this expression.
Well, girls...
how do each of you shout?
Who's this season "scream queen"?
I don't know.
I want to hear it.
You frightened me, Macarena.
Macarena, could you shut up for a month?
-That's the idea. -I can hear voices.
-A dead one from season one. -Girls.
Will she die again? We're ten here, she may die again.
Don't piss in the wind, Hornella Góngora.
I could piss right here.
This is my challenge and together with my mates,
we'll smash it, like Thalía.
We're about to start filming and I feel great,
because I know myself, I enjoy improvising a lot.
So I have to wait for my cue,
when they stop talking, I enter and pretend to be frightened.
So I 'm like, "Concentrate."
Hi, queens, how are you? Let me introduce you to Paco Plaza.
-Hi, Paco. -Hello, Paco.
How handsome Paco is.
His name sounds important for me because my dad's called Paco, too.
-Have you seen the original movie? -Yes.
Have you seen Belén Rueda?
We want the opposite.
Cinema vérité does not exist here.
I've no idea what cinema vérité is,
because vérité means "truth" and our characters
have nothing to do with the truth.
Come on. The Whore-phanage. Scene 1, take 1.
Where's Simona?
Cut. Good start.
Simona, stay behind the curtain.
-Yes. -And when your mother says
"Why do only bad things happen to me?",
you appear, but exaggerating.
When I appear, what shall I do?
Shall I stand at the front or at the back? Where?
Why do only bad things happen to me? Why, God, why?
Would you like to see the tent we made
with my friend Tomasa behind the curtain?
I'm dead and she cannot see me,
but I think Kelly pretends to see me.
She could have played the fool but she didn't.
Pink Chadora doesn't stop licking the lollipop,
she has moved it around all the set and keeps putting it in her mouth.
She's a pig.
If you're here, daughter, send me a signal.
Reveal yourself!
I come out without seeing a thing and I take the hood off,
and I'm a pig.
Sorry I'm late.
Playing Juana y Medium
I feel I'm Lina Morgan.
Run away from this...
Go away from this whore-phanage.
Do your own thing.
What I have to tell you is very simple,
you dramatize it, go forwards and say, "Go away from this whore-phanage".
Highlighting "whore-phanage".
Go away from this whore-phanage, this place smells of death.
Of death?
Yes.
I've got problems with the moustache.
I feel it moves, I don't know if it's a disadvantage
or it'll make it all funnier, I hope they laugh at it.
Let's highlight the line: "My daughter is dead".
We could do this.
"You mean my daughter Simona is...?"
And then you look at one of those cameras, "Dead?"
Breaking the fourth wall and talking to the audience.
As if you hear suspense music. Just imagine it.
Action.
This place smells of death.
Of death?
You mean my daughter is...
Dead?
This scene will be fucking fantastic.
Thank you very much.
Working with you has been a real pleasure.
-Thank you very much. -Bravo, bravo!
Bravo.
We've already done our work,
now it's time for the editors to do their job, bolts of lightning,
storms, rain, wet effect, blurred effect
so that my moustache and beard can't be noticed y the movie is a hit.
All that and Kelly Roller's face, no doubt.
-Are you ready? -Yes.
I want to use the clapperboard.
Action.
How fat she is.
Grace, my character, is a hot MILF woman.
Just like me.
Can you tell me why you covered
my nannies' bodies?
I'm a mixture of Andrés Iniesta's and Zapatero's daughters,
but I'm neither of them at the same time.
I'm not sure what I am at this moment.
I helped you myself,
I helped you myself with my own hands, to bury these bodies.
Cut.
Let's stop here.
Use the space and remember the cameras are there,
the audience is seeing your face,
move around her, look around, go back to her.
Look for variety in your movements.
I thought I was an actress and Mexico was waiting for me,
but now I think I'm not.
This is disaster, darling.
¡Oh!
What? Am I a loser?
What's up, bloody shit?
I realized it was María Edilia.
Is she back? What?
I'm a loser, it's the same person.
Impale her, mom, as you did with the other 27. She has to die.
Cut.
I think Paco Plaza is thinking: "What the hell is this?,
What am I doing here with these three crossdressers?"
Each time you say "the others", you can say it like... "the others".
Every time, I think it'll be great.
-Action. -Mom, bring me one of those poles,
this is worse than... the other 27. She has to die!
But Madame Whore, you're looking at a dick
and you missed the other's cue.
When she says "the others", the three of you react at the same time.
What a scene, faggot.
How do you feel, in front of this man,
and having to play this scene?
-Very happy. -We feel the pressure, but it'll be great,
because we'll be well directed.
I did three "Rec" movies,
this is the forth one, so I'm really happy to be here,
with you, I hope I'm up to scratch.
I was absolutely frightened
and this man is the nicest, wonderful.
Action.
Don't show your back to the camera, please.
We're here in the epicenter of...
Cut, cut. Remember not to show your back.
Perfect.
I don't know what the result will be.
We're live here, to talk to the focus of this story
and focus of evil. Madeiros' daughter.
-I'm wrong. -It's Medeiros' girl.
-It's Medeiros' girl, not daughter. -I've said "daughter."
Sorry, sorry. It's a lot to remember.
I keep on doing my best to act
and I'm a professional and demanding woman,
so suddenly I freeze because I know
I could do it better.
Bloody girl!
I see now why she doesn't want to be seen.
Though let me tell you... you're about to look the same.
Be careful with vocalization, some words are lost.
I'm worried. I should be like...
But no, I'm absolutely horrified,
and I see the same in Pitita and Pakita's faces.
Action.
No, close the door.
I think Pakita doesn't know when to enter or when to go out.
She doesn't know what to do.
She's doing her best to play Gollum.
Luckily she doesn't have the main role.
Thank you very much, girls. Paco, it was a pleasure to have you here.
It was my pleasure, very nice, very moving.
-Thank you very much, girls. -Thank you.
See you tomorrow on the runway.
Yes, it's done.
Now we have to see if they liked it or not,
because I have no idea at all.
There's a murderer around, girls!
No, he's a member of the jury!
A new day at the werk room
and we're all inspired.
We're all actresses, there's a murderer in the werk room.
He'll kill all of us, one by one.
-Who was the most frightened? -I felt comfortable, I liked it.
It's true I only had to say five lines.
I wanted to act, I wanted to be a Hollywood actress,
and then I got five lines to say, "You're bad, mom".
"How ugly."
I'm anxious to see it, because we can imagine
a lot of things, but until we see it,
we have no idea.
I don't trust our job.
I look at the others and they seem confident:
"I was funny, I liked my job."
Congratulations. I didn't, okay?
Do you think they'll judge individual or group work?
No idea.
We're in a surprise contest.
-Panic face. -What will happen to us?
Will we all be sent home? Will I be again in the bottom?
We don't know.
I think I did a good group work,
I did my best, but I wasn't very funny.
I fear I'll make my team fail.
Tension in the room, tension in the tensors.
Let's go make up before the day ends.
Let's go.
This mirror is mine!
Well, girls, talking about fear,
what was your most frightening experience at work?
I try to see the funny side of everything,
but once I saw a man jerking off
while I was singing a song by Pastora Soler.
They kicked him out.
But it was awful, just imagine.
Many people don't consider us artists or people,
so it's like, "That lamp on the stage
nobody is seeing, I like it".
We have to keep in mind that we're people,
we're human beings and artists, and we should be treated like that.
It happens to me that they see me and say,
"She looks like a real woman," and morbidity increases,
and they even tried to touch me, but it's hard for me to...
I freeze and it makes me angry
to look for a solution for those situations.
I'm not seen as a woman in everyday life,
but as soon as I cross-dress, I'm read as a woman,
and that's the worst thing
that has happened to me, because suddenly,
you're in another level. I'm afraid to go out
because I know I look like a giant faggot
because of the effeminacy and... all that.
I think the feather
and being a woman are threats
to fragile masculinity.
It's a shame we feel fear when going out.
I've experienced it, I've felt that.
It's true that choosing safe places
shouldn't be the solution, but well,
we know there are some places where if anything happens to us,
there'll be someone immediately to help us.
But among us,
I think we tend to forget that LGTBI is not only the G.
So sometimes, even in safe places,
I feel completely aside, and maybe
if a guy and a girl are kissing in a gay disco,
I've heard my friends saying, "The hetero are here,"
maybe they're not hetero, they're bisexual.
That's a consequence of making some people invisible
inside the community.
And it goes against what the LGTBI movement defends,
which is inclusion.
I think there're also resentful people
who say,
"As I had a hard time and was discriminated,
I'll do the same."
Instead of helping each other, we throw stones to each other.
We're attacked all through our life,
and as soon as we have some power
to go ahead, it's like, "No, to the ones below me".
What's that, girls?
What about your family? Do you miss them?
It's a long time away from them.
Yes. Well, living here
is not like living an hour away, where you can take a bus
and go hug your mom and your dog.
-They're in Mexico. -All of them.
-How many are you? -Four children.
-Yes. -And my mom.
-Wow. -I haven't got a father.
-I understand he's gone... -My dad died.
Wow.
Visa starts telling me her story
and I feel shocked about it.
Let me ask you,
your dad... it was an accident, wasn't it? Because he was young.
-Yes. My mom sold tortillas. -How nice.
She had a store...
And I was... seven.
I was at school and suddenly I heard...
Oh, my God, yes.
Some minutes later, they came for me,
for me and my sister and took us home,
-and my house was burning. -Oh, God.
Some gas tanks exploded and my dad was inside.
I only have three memories of my father,
first, when I entered a room
and saw him kicking my mom.
-He survived. -Oh, wow.
-Yes, he survived for one month. -Crap.
Second, when we were taken to the hospital,
because after the accident, he spent one month in hospital.
He suffered a lot.
-Could you see him? -One day.
-But that day was...
It's okay...
And the last thing I remember is seeing him in the coffin,
black, completely burnt.
It was a sexist couple.
It hurt me that everyone loved him.
Because he had many problems with my mother at home,
and it hurts me because she's...
It's okay.
As an adult, therapy helped me talk about it and understand.
Many people loved him,
but I lived with him
and saw him beating my mom...
I mean...
It was awful.
It's not right.
-My mom was 32. -How young.
Four children and three stores, knowing nothing.
My God!
I'm 34, she already had four children at my age.
Her life changed completely.
My mom suffered after his death, of course,
but she was never beaten again.
Now you...
How nice.
It's so hard.
Drag queens always go through many horrible things...
-Yes. -Girl...
-Absolutely. -How heavy.
["Cover Girl," by RuPaul]
Welcome to the main stage of Drag Race España.
Fear is like a tiresome boyfriend.
It's better not to have it.
-Javier Ambrossi. -Hello.
-Good evening. -You're gorgeous.
How would you prefer to spend a horror night,
with a ghost, with an alien
or with a bug?
I've always liked going to the movies to see films about aliens,
but with ghosts with a nice bug.
Since I was a teenager.
-Ana Locking, welcome, darling. -You're terrific.
Devil wears Ana Locking.
How is your ideal monster,
fat and short or long and thin?
Sweet and hard, like Frankenstein.
Javier Calvo, how would you kill me in a horror film?
Supremme, you already know the rules of horror films,
the first one who fucks is the first one to die.
I'm sorry, you have no options, you're dead.
-Not even my black hair would save me? -No.
What a pity.
And our special gust judge will not leave this program
with a trauma for life,
but for all his reincarnations.
Paco Plaza.
-Welcome, Paco. -Thank you very much.
It was a pleasure to see you working
with our contestants yesterday, and today we're very happy
to see you there. Thanks for being here.
Thank you. It's been a pleasure to see
these talented girls, full of attitude and strong personalities...
I've already enjoyed a lot and I'm ready to go on enjoying.
Today our queens will show us
that even when we get up with the worst expression,
neither a blood-filled pimple nor a hanging bad
could take our glamour away. Fear nothing.
Racers, start your engines and may the best drag ween win.
The category is "My worst me".
I'm afraid of bugs and spiders,
so today I'll face my fears,
and go to the runway with a spider web.
Look at this tarantula.
I'm covered in spiders from head to toes,
because I know they're made of plastic,
otherwise, I'll run.
She looks like a Disney villain.
Morticia Ortiz Rocasolano.
Come on...
Am I the villain of the story?
I love this look, it's one of my favorite ones.
And I'm black-haired again.
What a web, girl.
Today I'm presenting this total black look
with a clear reference to Kim Kardashian at the MET Gala.
I don't see this look clearly.
Kim Kardragshian reveals.
Kelly Roller reveals,
most shiny and beautiful than ever, full of light.
She likes gold, enjoy.
I want to tell the story about my depression,
which lasted more than a year and during which
I completely lost my desire to live,
but drag saved me.
Xena: queer princess.
My look represents a stage of my life
during which I locked myself in a jail.
I'm talking about the social stigma of HIV.
-It reminds me of Hellraiser, I like it. -Yes, absolutely.
Very cenobite.
But it also shows how to overcome it, how to talk about it,
because I realized that sharing it
helps you and also the others.
When I'm in front of the jury, I open the muzzle,
and let freedom out, in the form of roses.
Undetectable and not transmissible.
I think the LGTBI collective and especially the visible ones
have to help each other.
Pink Chadora.
I go out to the runway with a blue velvet cloak,
with brocade, jewels, with tears on my face,
I'm sad.
I hope it's not a robe.
This dress hides a very sad story,
because I see times goes by and I haven't formed
my own family yet,
so I show a kind of goddess with cyst-shaped babies.
Keep quiet, kids.
I'd love to have children, I'd like Christmas dinners
to be more crowded each year and not the opposite way.
My worst me represents my self-sabotage
and to show it,
as everybody could imagine, I chose my expulsion
from Drag Race season one.
-I'm having a dragjá vu. -Remember how young we were?
-Yes. -Young and innocent.
I'm having flashbacks,
but I like rewriting my story.
It reminds me a little of Alaska y Mario, too.
A little.
I look beautiful and this big luxurious dress
with feathers and tulle,
makes me feel like a queen.
-Bye! -Well done.
She redeemed herself. Well done.
Clover Bish.
With this look I want to show
how beautiful the curly afro hairstyle is,
defending racialized people.
Like the ad, "Rupert, I need you."
I touch my face dramatically, and suddenly,
the comb on my head starts to spin around.
Watch out with that hairdresser.
Afro butane.
I'm sending a message to all the world,
to all racialized people, your hair is pretty,
is valid, stop straightening it
or you'll burn it and become bald.
-Find a hairdresser. -Tangled, the film.
Visa.
I've decided to represent
my biggest fear: my dad's death.
She's like Candy Candy from hell. I love it.
She's on fire.
She's hot, yes.
I'm really afraid of fire, but I want to face it.
Wow!
I feel released.
Even if super-awful-ass things happened during your childhood,
it's important that you trust yourself and overcome your fears,
that way you'll see how far you can get.
-You're in shock, aren't you? -My God!
Bravo!
She's definitely a bright person.
I go out on the runway with a mask full of crystals,
with a beautiful cloak Balenciaga-style,
and a headdress that definitely represents
my addiction to tobacco.
Death becomes her.
For Pitita to be a mentally healthy
elegant and wonderful woman
for the rest of the world, I destroy myself
from the inside.
Pitita Ash-ley.
It's a poem about tobacco and how hurt you can be
even if you look gorgeous,
as usual.
I want a drag!
Bestiah.
Today I'm representing
the monster that lives inside my head,
and keeps telling me I'm a worthless
piece of shit.
What would you do with that tongue, darling?
My dress is a horror nightmare,
but full of glamour.
It's mermaid style and it has rings, vinyl,
a very tight corset,
and the make-up is perfect.
A pretty wig but the focus of attention
is that huge tongue that gives color.
It's horror and glamour, I love it.
Imagine what a tongue twister...
Pakita.
I'm presenting the fantasy of Miss Pakita.
It's the fantasy of the "flower vase woman".
-Very Mulholland Drive. -Yes, absolutely.
And suddenly, that woman is broken inside.
She's so bald-faced.
I often have a nightmare in which I lose my hair.
That's why I wanted to show it on the runway of Drag Race España.
Bald hair day.
Thank you, queens, and congratulations for the parade.
We're only a days away from your entering one by one
the "Hotel de las Reinas."
We're now going to see the three horror scenes
you've played for today's Maxi Challenge
called Drag Sequence, let's see who survives.
Let's see the premier of The Whore-phanage.
Simona, where the hell are you?
I know you were good at hide-and-seek,
but I've spent two weeks looking for you, motherfucker.
Where are you?
Why do bad things always happen to me? Why, Lord, why?
Damn it, mom, how silly you are.
Do you want me to show you the tent I did
behind the curtain with my friend Tomasa?
Simona, if you're here, daughter, send me a signal.
Reveal yourself!
Fuck, how frightening! What an awful hood!
Where's the medium? When will she arrive?
You think this is awful, wait till you see me.
Oh, my God, that's a snout.
That's why my mother put me the hood,
so that nobody else bothers me.
Well, she was wrong, you're worse without the hood.
You're uglier than looking at a corpse.
Would you like to play butterflies? [butterfly = faggot]
-Yes. -Where shall we put the lollipops?
-Up our cunts? -I'll try with her favorite game.
Butterfly.
One, two, three, British faggotry.
Butterfly.
One, two, three, British faggotry.
Simona?
Are you there, daughter?
Sorry I'm late.
It took my husband longer than usual.
I'm Juana...
And Medium.
You must be La...
Lame, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I'm specialized in bringing the Andalusian elderly together
so that they don't die alone, but in this case,
I'll make an exception for you and your daughter.
What I have to tell you is simple:
go away from this whore-phanage,
it smells awfully of death.
Of death?
Do you mean my daughter is...
dead?
How did you know this orphanage is known as
"the guarranto"?
Many children died here 30 years ago.
A huge bitch poisoned the dentist's lollipops,
and put soap in the sweets,
that bastard.
I remember it as if it were yesterday, I was there.
But my daughter and I arrived here two weeks ago,
she cannot be one of those poor dead children.
-I am de medium, madam. -How did you realize?
Because I'm the one of the soap.
Juana, the laundry woman.
Don't you recognize me?
I'm here to take revenge.
My daughter Tomasa was a victim of that group of scoundrels
you used to lead.
You were a bitch, a filthy bitch!
Yes, filthy and nasty!
I want you to pay for what you did
and stay here with both your dead daughter and mine,
whom I had to kill myself because of you.
Come on, girls, she's yours.
And mine too, what the hell!
Yes, die, you fucking bitch!
This is better than the fuck of this morning.
And you, my daughter...
cover yourself, it's cold.
Okay, but can I do puerking?
-Bravo! -Congratulations.
Very good.
Prepare your popcorn. Let's see Drag Rec.
Fuckin' lady.
There's no elevator and I'm wearing high heels.
This girl could live on the ground floor, God!
-What time is the live broadcast? -"What time is the live broadcast?"
Stop imitating me. You're green with envy, good-for-nothing.
I won't put up with it anymore.
I'm the one who won't put up with anything else.
We'll be on air just after Matías' joke.
Good Lord, what a mess this cannibal epidemic caused!
People are going crazy and buying quinoa and chia at the supermarket.
Do you know who she is? The big-boobed who's offering blow jobs
to take the artichoke and hog the camera.
Warned?
We're on air.
Good evening. I'm Ángela Mortero.
We're in the attic where the main character
of this story lives, Medeiros' girl.
We'll try to talk to her, okay, girl?
I mean... Matías?
Watch out, I've heard this one
jumps right onto your neck.
You're such a motherfucker!
Damn it!
I can see why she doesn't want to be seen.
Let me tell you, though, you're about to look the same.
Hi, we're not on air, don't worry.
Are you Tristana Medeiros?
No, I'm Ángela Molina. Are you stupid?
I've opened because I thought it was Amazon
with the lubricant for the door, damn.
She's lying, she wants the lubricant
to put her fingers in your asshole and destroy you.
Oh, how dare you!
Will you let me work once and for all?
Go bite her, she's the aggressive one.
Is it true...? No, no, no!
Is it true you love meat?
When can I see this? Come here, come here with me.
She wants to go in. I'm okay here.
Don't worry. Thank you so much.
Look, darling, if they don't offer me a program with my own name
because of you, I'll put my fingers in you.
How could you say no?
It was our chance to see the problem from the inside.
Leave me alone, you've no idea at all about television.
I'll pull your hair out!
You sure you don't want a bit? He's the neighbor downstairs.
He's a little greasy but... he's tasty.
Where does this cannibal condition come from?
When I was a young girl, I went to a TV set.
I had to eat two sausages but instead I gnawed off
a cameraman's dick and since then, I know I'm a cannibal,
cameramen's meat is good.
I'll tear your head off,
but wait, I'll make you happy
by killing your mate first. Come here!
-Great then! -Come here.
Are you really killing me to make this shit happy?
Yes.
Come here, come here.
No, I can't die before the strokes.
You're wrong, darling, it's not the end of the year,
it's the end of your fucking life.
Camera man! Film all of this, for your fucking mother's sake!
After watching the other's scenes, I think, "They've set the bar high."
God, Pitita, stand-out actress.
And now, the world premiere of The others.
Oh, how fat she is.
Mom, the light from the cell phone.
Photosensitivity is serious,
I could die... Stop lookin' at dick pics.
Fuck, I'm sick and tired of you!
A ray of light... what's your problem?
I don't care if you like women,
I've got other needs.
Can you tell me why you covered the bodies
of my nannies?
And how could you make them so stiff?
I was bored, girl.
So I impaled them.
Don't forget that these hands
helped you kill these three bodies.
I hold an audition with 27...
27 possible nannies,
what for? Nothing.
What do you want from me?
Open the fucking door!
Fucking Mary Pomppins?
Madame, I think you confused the film,
you're not the nanny we need.
No, darling, Mary Pomppins cannot be confused.
You must be Ana, the girl with photosensitivity
who never stops screwing over.
And you, the passive one, your face can't lie.
But don't worry,
Mary Pomppins is here, life is beautiful now.
What's all this? There's dirt everywhere.
Everything is covered in dirt.
This is nasty.
What a disaster!
Look, three, one for each of us.
Mom, bring me one of those poles, this one is worse than...
the other 27.
She has to die!
The others?
Miss Pomppins, this is an audition,
just as we did with...
the others...
To decide if you're the right one
to be Ana's nanny.
Don't worry, I have something
that never fails.
-What's the time? -5:15 p.m.
What is this woman doing?
Turn it up so that her ears burst.
Castilla La Mancha.
My mouth's bleeding! I love it!
Guys... dance with me.
Let's dance together.
Come on.
What's up, bloody shit?
-What's happening? -I don't know, daughter.
When I killed them, they were really stiff.
What's wrong, you pair of sick bitches?
Light! Light!
Don't you dare?
Kill her.
Resist, resist.
Come here.
Please...
Listen to me, what the hell did you do? What's that music?
Shut the curtains, Ana, shut them.
Mom, this is the last thing I'll ask you for, impale her.
Ana? Ana?
No!
I'm the governess of...
the others.
The 27 nannies that came to your fucking audition
got absolutely crazy, I had to take revenge,
so I took my magic bag
and with it, I could get rid of you.
You can try to kill me, but you won't succeed.
Well, your magic bag...
is no longer useful.
No! No, please! Help!
No...
Captive, your life.
I think it's enough to stay,
but I prefer to be judged individually
because each person plays a role
and is responsible for their own work.
Queens, I'll tell you only one thing,
you were all terrific.
This means it'll be really difficult for us to decide.
Which is great on the one side,
but exasperating on the other.
Although you worked in groups,
we'll judge you individually.
When I say your name,
please take a step forward.
The Macarena.
Clover Bish.
Kelly Roller.
Pitita Queen.
Visa.
Pakita.
You're the best and the worst of today's show.
The other four are safe.
You can leave the stage.
Now, queens, we're going to listen to the jury.
-Let's start with Kelly Roller. -Hi.
Before talking specifically to Kelly,
it's been a pleasure to work with you, I was impressed
by your talent and you dedication.
Kelly, I think you did a fantastic job
as that mother in The Whore-phanage.
I really liked your job, congratulations.
I think it's clear you're a professional,
your talent for acting shows, but I think you were not funny enough.
I think the mates behind you
hogged the camera, and that's hard,
but as Javi says,
it's clear you're a talented professional.
On the other hand, your look today hasn't seduced me.
I agree with Javier Calvo
about your look.
Firstly, because it's a clear reference to Kim Kardashian,
and her Balenciaga dress for the MET Gala.
And that look is precisely about covering
the skin completely,
but almost as a second skin, so you can recognize the person,
what's underneath, so the magic of the beginning
was lost because all the structure should have been tight,
like a body on your skin
as a real second skin.
Secondly, the reveal made me think
of a gladiator's body which I've already seen many times.
Let's talk now to The Macarena.
I think you shone in the Challenge.
Your character was clearly defined and very funny.
You owned that characterization,
and took advantage of all the gadgets,
all that defines your job. Congratulations.
We didn't know what the scene was about
with the other actresses, but when you appeared,
you explained it.
And without speaking, just with your body language.
Regarding your look, I prefer others maybe,
but there's a story in it.
Something is missing. The hanging piece of paper.
And the high-heels John loved.
-To correct the past, not to repeat it. -From humor to glamour.
Let's talk to Clover Bish now.
I felt that you were in and out the character.
When it was your moment to speak,
you were in and it kind of worked,
but the rest of the time, you looked lost.
You seem to have only one feature, the crazy one.
And the character didn't seem to be complete.
You lacked different shades.
Yes, the characterization was not complete,
I'm a thug and that's all, and we wanted to see more
about that girl.
Regarding your look, if I were a drag queen,
that's the first look I'd choose.
You've dragged that look wonderfully.
It's very well executed, you've destroyed it
to put the focus on the real story,
-which is the hair. -Thanks.
Let's talk to Visa.
You made me cry on the runway.
There was something beyond the contest,
something humane that connected me to you.
In the Challenge, however, I think all the phrases
sounded equally, the intention was the same.
It was difficult to follow the story, the tone, the rhythm.
I was lost, honestly. I wanted more brightness.
I think there's a clear bet to the villain's caricature,
and although it works and is funny,
at the end of the day, it's tiresome and monotonous.
It's very difficult for us because on the runway,
you were the best of this show,
but on the challenge, you were one of the worst,
so it'll be really difficult for us.
Pitita Queen, your turn.
Pitita, while I was watching you,
I saw Nicole Kidman in To Die For.
That crazy woman
desperate to be famous and find a big scoop
to have her own TV show and claw her way up.
The end was incredible, the girl was dragging you
and you went to telling the news...
Awesome.
It was a caricature but we all knew
which character you were playing, that's very difficult.
Fantastic, I couldn't take my eyes off of you.
Honestly, I'd pay to see a series
about this reporter, Ángela Mortero.
Ángela Mortero, who's after the news.
The final result was fantastic, but to be honest,
yesterday Paco and I doubted
about the final scene.
You managed to defend your character,
-your role and your proposal. -I'm thinking of shooting
"Rec 5, your asshole won't survive" with Ángela Mortero.
Can I go, please?
Ángela Mortero has been an icon, unforgettable.
You've got a 10.
Your look showed the cigar perfectly
and we saw fashion, glamour, sophistication and camp.
Your acting and your look on the runway were a complete success.
Over, darling.
Thanks.
Let's talk to Pakita now.
I fall in love with you each time you appear on the runway.
Today you've acted while you walked,
it was moving, I got lost in your eyes.
And regarding the challenge, I think you had a very difficult role
and you were really smart because you created a big character.
As if you said, "I'm afraid of this and don't trust
what I've got, so I'll do something crazy that let me fly high."
I want to highlight your body language,
which was incredible, not only the make-up, to look so ugly,
but also your posture.
Regarding your look, I love the contrast
between the 50s Hollywood style,
with that big train and the heart neckline,
and that intense black pencil shape skirt,
which makes it stronger.
When you appeared with the blonde wig, you looked fantastic.
And even now with so little hair,
you look gorgeous.
Once more, thank you all.
Now while the judges and I deliberate,
you can go backstage with your mates.
-Thanks. -Thank you very much.
Why that face?
Another week on the safe side, girls.
-Yes, fortunately. -Yes.
I don't know you, but this week,
-I've been a little... -I had my asshole like this with fear.
Thanks to all the gods from hell I've prayed to,
thank you.
Who do you think are in the top?
Who do you think are in the bottom?
-I've got no idea. -The top
will be for Pitita or Pakita, I think.
-I think Macarena. -Macarena was very good.
Hey, be careful with Macarena. My God,
I didn't know she was such a good actress.
-Do you think we saved Kelly? -Did we?
-Well, Kelly... -But what...?
I think she did a good job. Why do you think she's in trouble?
She's been in the "bottom" these last weeks.
I think today the jury made the final decision based on the looks.
She doesn't seem to hit it on the runway.
Maybe she's too much attached to a character.
I didn't understand her look, sorry.
I had to say it, I said it.
Hi!
-Girls. -How are you?
-Sit down, darlings. -Tell us everything.
-I want to know everything. -I've just become
the "power bottom" of the season.
They said my acting was fine,
and I'm talented for the stage.
-I agree. -But I wasn't funny enough.
And they said they didn't like the look.
If I have to do the lip-sync,
I wouldn't like to face Clover,
because she's like my sister.
Since I arrived here, I've felt
I need to protect her, hug her and take care of her
so I hope I don't have to do it.
Pakita, you're the best.
Well, they've only said nice things,
not only to me but also to Pitita.
Yes, only nice comments,
both about the looks and about the Challenge,
well, I'm still shocked, after what we thought.
They told Pitita she should star in her own series.
-Yes. -A series about Ángela Mortero.
I don't know, I'm surprised,
but I do think my performance was good.
They also said very good things to Macarena,
both about the acting and about the look.
It's taken me two years and five complete episodes,
but they told me very pretty things.
I feel I've dreamt of this moment for a long time,
but I've finally got it and I'm enjoying it
as if there were no tomorrow.
And you, girls?
They told me I was horrible,
they liked my look but my character didn't have shades,
so... I'll do what I have to do,
that's why I'm here.
I know I'll do the lip-sync,
but no matter what, I'll go on with my head held high
to fight for my place here because I think I deserve it.
I can't memorize a script, and it's hard for me
to be funny here, because I don't understand your humor,
but I admit this is the most difficult runway for me,
and they said it was the best performance there,
so I'm really happy for that.
Shall we put our hands together?
-Come on. -Come on, girls,
whatever it is, we're together
for the last time, so... come on, girls!
Jury, you can cut off their heads.
Kelly Roller.
Her look is one of the worst, isn't it, Ana?
Yes, if you choose a look that resembles your shadow,
it has to be your shadow.
You could tell it was her because of the rollers,
they're her identity mark, but looking at the rest of the body,
it could be anyone else.
She was one of the best in the Challenge.
Maybe she shone less than the others because the character
wasn't funny, but was based
on the humor of the rest. I think she did it very well,
I'd even say notable.
The Macarena.
It's true that it's hard
to enter in the middle of a scene
that's not working, but she appeared and marked the rhythm again.
She hogged the camera, the scene changed completely with her.
I think
she knew how to take advantage of her sense of comedy.
To be honest, I didn't love her look.
It's moving because I know what it represents, but did you love it?
-It's too much, Javi. -But it worked.
-Perfectly. -It moved you.
Yes, because of what it reminds you of.
-Her acting was very good. -Clover Bish.
Her look was fantastic,
the best one so far this season.
She represented it very well, it worked perfectly.
I think her character was difficult,
she focused herself on playing the evil girl
who doesn't care about her mother, and didn't put shades to her character.
I think she had one of the best looks of the show,
and maybe the worst acting in the challenge.
Visa.
Visa started with a bright look,
well built, well dragged.
And the reveal moved us and made us cry.
Yes, it did. Javi says the worst actress
was Clover, I think Visa was the worst one...
-Definitely. -Pitita Queen.
Pitita Queen always knows how to adapt anything
to her story and to her drag,
and we can see Pitita and the character.
We told her to work in the Challenges
as she works on the runway, and she did so.
And besides,
apart from being good or bad actresses,
some people just have something that makes them interesting to see.
And when she's in front of the camera,
-you want to see her. -Pakita.
She's got something I love, her eyes are stunning,
she can be easily identified.
Even playing that monster, you could tell it was Pakita.
She's a little thing, but with a lot of strength.
When your character is so small,
it's better to give it a strong personality
so that the audience remembers it.
-I think she did it very well. -It was not always the funniest...
-I think it... -Not always, but when it was funny,
-it worked perfectly... -Silence!
Have we made a decision?
-Yes. -Yes.
Bring me the girls.
Welcome, queens.
The judges and I have deliberated and made a decision.
Pitita Queen.
We sometimes feel afraid to do something
that we enjoy later, when we see the results.
Pakita, don't fear anything else but your own fears.
The Macarena.
With fear, you only reach what he wants,
not what you want.
Pitita Queen...
condragulations, you're the winner of today's show.
-You take away 2,500 euros. -Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Besides, Axel Hoteles gives you a fabulous stay
in their hotel in San Sebastián. Axel Hoteles San Sebastián.
-How wonderful. -Congratulations.
-You can leave the stage. -Thank you very much.
Thanks.
Ángela Mortero has given me good luck.
I'm the winner... twice.
Pakita.
The Macarena.
You're safe.
You can leave the stage.
The curse on The Macarena is over.
Samantha Ballentines, to hell with you.
Kisses. Thanks.
To hell with it. I love you, Samantha,
don't get angry with me, I know you.
Visa.
You're also safe. You can leave the stage.
Thank you very much for letting me tell you this story.
-Thanks. -Thank you, darling.
Thanks.
Clover Bish, Kelly Roller, I'm so sorry,
but one of you will leave the show today.
I have two queens before me.
You'll sing Rigoberta Bandini's hit, "Ay mamá."
For all the mothers, do your best.
This is your last chance to impress us
and save yourself from elimination.
This lip-sync will be really difficult for me
because I'm not used to performing with these shoes.
I've got a pair of boobies which I think will work well,
but my ankle is suffering.
It's time to lip-sync...
for your...
life.
Clover, darling, I love you, I know you're the best at lip-syncs
in Spain, but I've done this for 10 years,
sorry, I can't lose. Drag Race is my dream.
Good luck.
And don't fuck it up.
You've bled for so many months
In your life
Forgive me in advance
I'm self-centered and you know it
Mom, mom, mom
Let's stop the city
Showing a boob
Delacroix-style
Mom, mom, mom
For all the moms-moms-moms
Yeah!
Mo-mo-mo-mom
You tied your body
To my head
Feeling like crying
But with strength
Listen to me
Mom, mom, mom
Let's stop the city
Showing a boob
Delacroix-style
Mom, mom, mom
For all the moms-moms-moms
Kelly against Clover, this is incredible.
My God, I'm crazy about them, absolutely crazy.
I don't know everyone's afraid
Of our boobies
There wouldn't be humanity
Nor beauty without her
Listen to me
Mom, mom, mom
Yeah!
Queens, condragulations to both of you.
I'm going to see the judges' decision and I'll let you know.
Clover Bish...
Shantay, you stay.
I love you.
You can't cry with me.
Kelly Roller...
We're so sorry.
Kick away all your fears, leave them here,
we wish you the best luck out there,
but now, Sashay... away.
I want to thank each and everyone
who makes Drag Race España possible.
I imagined a lot of things about this show,
but once here, it's even better.
Thanks to the jury, I've learned a lot from you.
And especially to you, Supremme.
You know I love you a lot,
and that I've followed you for many years.
I didn't expect to find so many gifts here
and you're the best I'm taking with me.
-Bravo, Kelly. -We love you a lot.
Don't cry with me, bitches. Kisses to everyone, I love you.
See you in Torremolinos and Grindr, bitches!
I'm happy,
as I said before leaving the stage.
But also sad because I'd have liked to stay longer.
Let me see what I'll write to these motherfuckers.
Learn how to put on your make-up.
I'm taking a lot of love from my mates with me,
I had planned to hate them before entering the show,
but I'm taking them in my heart.
I feel disappointed because I didn't win any Maxi Challenge.
I'm good at it at home.
Kelly Roller.
How many times have you fallen down,
then stood up and continued fighting?
Nothing's more exciting than having
a second opportunidrag.
What's that?
What? Shall I come back? Second chance?
Don't make me work harder.
Who cares what I do?
Who cares what I say?
That's how I am and that's how I'll stay...
And I'll never change!
Play the music!
["Rock It To the Moon", by RuPaul]
In the next episode...
Today we'll play Snatch Game!
If I did something wrong, tell me, darling.
You told me how to play Snatch Game,
when to speak, when to tell a joke.
I can't hide for you to shine.
If you want to shine more than me, look for a place to do it.
But don't shush me. I'm sorry but no.
I think it was one of the best Snatch Games I've seen.
As soon as I saw you, I felt shocked.
When you have a good idea like this one, work on it.
Work for your character to grow.
Your diction didn't let me understand what you said.
My God, I'm like...
Look.